Of Dogtown

Alex and I have been married for 8 years and I basically just figured out that I know nothing about him.
And while I was clearly not asking the right questions, I was also not telling him what I wanted. 
With a revelation like that, a weekend out of town sans youths was a solid idea.
 

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Amish Paradise

Tattoos.
 
I didn’t even have one until I was in my 30’s, and it wasn’t even a midlife crisis.
It just took me that long to figure out what I want. And if that’s not a effing metaphor for my entire existence…
 
 

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A Hemlock Weekend

“Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26, and we were of that disposition.”

-Rob Gordon, High Fidelity  

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