My Recipe
I accidentally processed an anxiety attack as it was starting.
This changed my life, so I’m sharing my experience.
I have no idea if this would work for anyone else on the planet, so don’t hold me to it. Just like, read and decide what’s useful and leave the rest.
- Core strength from furiously writing and doing bong rips while running full speed.
- Some freaking alone time
- A designated space in my home just for me.
I ran so hard, that I snapped a belt, causing Alex to learn how to be an exercise machine mechanic because my favorite toy was broken. (Thanks again AL)
What if the kids got into the weed? It’s locked up, cool your keys. Scroll to the very bottom of this post if you need a little more proof.
What will you tell your kids? I already told them. I have a prescription for a plant that helps me to think creatively, relax, etc. I can also enjoy it like you see some adults enjoy alcohol. Then as they get older I’ll explain more.
Do you care that they know you use marijuana? No.
Do you use it in front of them? No, dude.
Can I come over and hide in your garage? Yes.
Do I also hide candy behind my weed inside of my lock box? Yes.
Do I proofread anything I write? Not really.
Could I have made this special space look a little nicer? Yeah.
Safe and secure, so slow your rush, doll baby.